Framed Poster — "I Lied I Won't Be Ready in 5 Minutes" Glam Swan Wall Art

Bring a little wry personality to any wall with this matte framed poster. The illustration — a sunglasses-wearing goose with a pink towel and the hand-lettered line “I lied. I won’t be ready in 5 minutes.” — is printed on thick, smooth matte paper and set inside a crisp white inner matboard that gives the artwork room to breathe. The black Perspex frame is slim and modern, letting the quirky design stand out while feeling sturdy and gallery-ready. It hangs or leans easily in horizontal or vertical arrangements and adds a playful, confident mood to bathrooms, entryways, home offices, or cozy living corners.

Size guide
Not sure which size to pick? Here’s how each one looks:
- 12” × 16” (1st image) — The largest option. The design fills the frame boldly, making it a strong statement piece with a more portrait-like presence on the wall.
- 11” × 14” (2nd image) — A nearly square proportion where the white matboard border is evenly balanced on all four sides — top, bottom, and both sides — giving it a clean, gallery-style look.
- 10” × 15” (3rd image) — A taller, narrower feel where the white border on the left and right sides is wider than the border on the top and bottom, drawing the eye toward the artwork in the center.

Product features
- High-quality black Perspex picture frame
- Matte poster finish on thick, smooth paper
- White inner matboard for a clean presentation
- Available in three sizes with horizontal or vertical options
- Vibrant, high-definition color printing

Care instructions
- If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.